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Default Re: Biblically Correct Marriage Amendment - 11-15-2009, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Flat Lander View Post
WOW!

Everything is so SIMPLE for you good Christians. It's so complicated and hard for me. I can't wait until I'm just like you.

I can't get out to a store, and I don't know my mailing address so I can't have anything mailed to me. But, someone did sneak a page out of a bible in to me when they brought me my meal one day. I'm sure it was the right one (you know, KJV-whatever) and it was just part of one page, but I read it and it said when God came down from heaven to find Adam and Eve in the Garden one time, that he couldn't find them because they were hiding. I was wondering if that meant that God wasn't very good at hide-n-seek or if he just wasn't in the mood to play right then.

Or, I guess it is possible that playing hide-n-seek is a sin. I hear lots of things are sins that I didn't even know about before I came here. I learn more and more each day from you good, loving Christian people.
http://etext.virginia.edu/kjv.browse.html

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Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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