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Originally Posted by see_the_light
Our bondage is no more, for as it was written
Leviticus 26:13
I am the LORD your God, which brought you forth out of the land of Egypt, that ye should not be their bondmen; and I have broken the bands of your yoke, and made you go upright.
And as proud TRUE CHRISTIANS we worship GOD and obey HIS word.
I am sure the subtlety is lost to the likes of you.
PRAISE THE LORD!
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The trouble is that before His word can be obeyed it's necessary to know what it says. So modern "churches" just stand around going
"ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah"
then the wettest hand clapping you've ever heard entirely devoid of rhythm
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
and they all sway around holding their hands up in the air so the blood runs down their arms, this increasing the amount in their heads and putting pressure on the vena cava, no wonder they start feeling dizzy and fall over. Next it's time for a jolly chorus, repeated 57 times but with no variety at all and recite John 3:16 a bit or some stuff about not judging and turning the other cheek. Then it's time for a cup of tea and some biscuits
Where in that is a place for The Word Of God? And they like to identify with special "translations" omitting important elements of doctrine or paraphrasing everything into "gender inclusive" langusge.
Oh but Jesus teaches us to love everyone they parrot. But they're not parrotting Jesus are they. No. Jesus never said any such thing. But they don't know that. They don't know what He didn't say and they don't know what He did say and they don't know what to do with sex perverts (catholics excepted) and probably have crystal ball gazing on a Wednesday and a disco on Saturday which at least acknowledges Saturn I suppose but they don't know that either. So what's left for Sunday, Mr Light?
Nothing.