1) I support abortion
2) I'm a Democrat
3) I'm 24 and not married, and not a virgin
4) I'm a LaVeyan Satanist
5) I practice magick
6) I work as a doctor for Planned Parenthood
7) I'm covered with tattoos and piercings
8) I have a pet snake named Judas
9) I turn crosses upside down when I see one
10) I masturbate regularly