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Originally Posted by Godfly
Also could you please tell your husband I have quite enough pictures of his member. I ruled him out as a suspect after the first one he sent me but I keep receiving more from different angles next to different objects for size comparison.
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This is Mike, Heather's husband. The reason I sent more than one photo of my magnificent rod is that you requested photos from every conceivable angle. I could not figure out why you wanted so many. Now that I have been ruled out as a suspect, please destroy all originals and all copies of the photographs. Do NOT file them away for research purposes. I would hate to think that they may be plastered all over the internet as happened to our neighbour Brother Joshua. And I certainly don't want any further job offers as a porn star. My wonderful wife Heather, is all I need.