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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-05-2010, 08:06 AM

1. Australian Rules Football – possibly the most homersexual team sport on Earth. The home of the AFL (or the Australian Faggot Legion) is Melbourne. The teams dress in skin-tight basketball styled t-shirts and tight shorts. They pass the ball the same way women do in netball and they kiss each other when they score points.

2. Snakes - Australia is a land so damned that it is home to 14 of the 15 deadliest snakes in the world. Australian snakes include; Belcher's sea snake, the Taipan, the Death Adder and the Western Brown Snake. The Western Brown (Pseudonaja nuchalis) is often called ‘the two step’, because after being bitten you walk two steps and then fall down dead.

Genesis 3:14-15
And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou [art] cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
15And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.

3. Geography. Most of Australia is desert, which is known as the ‘Outback’, and beaches. The most famous feature of the Outback is Ayers Rock or Uluru.

4. If you thought it was safer in the water. Aussie seas are home to seawater crocodiles, several species of large man eating sharks, box jellyfish and the rather nasty blue-ringed octopus.

5. Songs. The unofficial anthem of Australia is Waltzing Matilda, a song about a ‘swagman’ and his cross-dressing homersexual lover ‘Matilda’. The swagman is arrested for ‘worrying’ sheep and escapes by jumping into a billabong, or lake.

6. Thongs. In most countries a thong is some sort of perverted bedroom attire. In Australia ‘thongs’ are what Americans call flip-flops and New Zealanders call ‘jandals’.

7. Kangaroos. These dumb ugly marsupials are the national animal of Australia.

8. Films. Most Australian films are perverted rubbish. The most famous Australian actor is Mel the Joo-baiter Cathylick Gibson and the most popular Aussie film of all time is ‘Priscilla Queen of the Desert’. 'Priscilla' is about three cross-dressing sodomites who go on a road trip across the Australian desert.


Joshua 24:15
And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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