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Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb
Jesus Himself associated with whores, fornicators, publicans, and other groups with which you are familiar, dear. Are you going to stone Jesus for that? Has His temporary death and resurrection been in vain? Yes, I reach out to sin-sick souls and offer love, compassion, and pie. It is out of my desire to reach everyone I can with Christ's simple - very simple - message that I am often found in less-desirable parts of Des Moines, Detroit, and even (shudder) San Francisco. But I have been able to add to the numbers of God's choir, His redeemed, His faithful. GLORY!
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My beloved, sweet, Sister! I di truly admire your eagerness to associate with the less fortunate. Bless your heart, you are so awesome! Do you desinfect the entire house after receiving all these homeless transsexual drug addicts? I do hope so, although please forgive me for not willing to come to your house to inspect it personally. I would also recommend that you take a bath after embracing these creatures, and of course washing (in hot water!) whatever garments you were wearing. It will help eliminating that particular scent of the homeless which has been emanating from you recently.
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Dear, I am so sorry you couldn't make the housewarming today.
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Well, you will have to forgive me, I think I was clear about my reasons.
By the way, have you forgotten, that you had a housewarming party a week ago? How many of these do you plan to have, my dear?
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I have to get back to the party - there are SO many people here today. We'll think of you now and then as we eat ladyfingers and fresh tuna.
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Like my friend Mrs. Hun has said, it's not really a combination I would enjoy. I'm sure the homeless folks you receive in your home were very thankful for the opportunity of dipping the ladyfingers in your (hopefully) fresh tuna! Bless your heart!