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Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb
Today's housewarming was for Blood of the Lamb Estate - my sprawling, quaint piece of paradise just a stone's throw from several True Christian™ folk. But we don't throw stones at one another - we love and pray God's blessings for our neighbors.
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Of course, dear. You are so awesome! So, what is it going to be next week? A housewarming party for your new pet or something? And then the week after that?
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Just as I love and pray God's blessings for you, darling. We simply must get together in Michigan - perhaps Battle Creek?
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When are you going to be in Battle Creek, my beloved Sister? Unfortunately, I won't be able to meet you, I'm pretty sure that I'll have an urgent bussiness in Marquette at exactly the same time. What a pity!
By the way, I've spoken with somebody who talked to you yesterday, and she says that the homeless smell emanating from you is rather unbearable. You are so awesome for sharing your pie and your home with the homeless, God will reward you for it! You know, when I volunteer to help the homeless, I make sure to never touch them, never talk to them, and never make eye contact, either. You never know what kind of a disease you may catch by looking into the eyes of a homeless bum!