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Originally Posted by HolyHolly
Oh sister, I am glad to hear that you are spinning yarn! What a Holy treat for your family.
Sadly,the first thing that came to mind was these awful-looking fornication machines found at what seculars call "health clubs." Why anyone would need to go to a club to have health, when the Lord provides us with all the health we need is beyond me. (Jeremiah 33:6)
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It amazes me, why anyone would
PAY to ride a bike that doesn't go anywhere ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
I do actually have a bicycle and ride to the shops.
Since I live in the mountains it's downhill all the way there
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but uphill all the way home with a bagful on my back
It keeps me healthy I think. Unless they want to ogle one another in which case just go and hang around the nearest Italian motorcycle showroom there's usually plenty of perverts there, especially at night. That's free too. If anyone's got too much money though, why not commence a tithing plan? There's a suitable button around somewhere, not that I'd expect the heathen to be able to find it in which case just pm Rev'd Jim Osborne or Pastor Ezekiel and I'm sure they'll direct you as appropriate.
Thank you for posting the Jeremiah, I've just read of the chapter
(v.8 was particularly reassuring) it is most appropriate and I think I'll read the whole book now with my coffee to remind myself just how much God Hates Sin.