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Default GOD, tired of death metal band AC/DC, smites Malcolm Young - 04-15-2014, 07:00 PM

Oh Lord, you have heard our prayers and answered in kind. One of the most despicable and satanic death metal bands is calling it quits after God smites guitarist Malcolm Young so he can't play anymore. Our children are just that much safer.

From the article;

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"He is believed to be unable to continue playing, although there has not been any explanation why," the Herald reports.
The explanation is simple, God's Patience can only be tested for so long until anger force's His hand to act....and smacked that guitar from Malcolm's infernal hands.

Romans 1:18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

Just look at these despots. Here, Malcolm can be seen wearing devil horns and a tail - this is outright Satan worship. I am sure God did not kill him so he can suffer the rest of his days, picking up a guitar and not being able to play a single note. PRAISE HIM!!!!


I will be celebrating with Brother Zechariah Smyth singing "bringing in the sheaves" if anyone is interested in joining us.

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