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Default Re: Dinosaurs DIDN'T rule the earth - scientists change their minds again! - 04-04-2012, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
If there's one thing scientists seem to play as their trump card it's dinosaurs. How many times do we see earnest atheist kids come charging into God's favourite forums yelling "What about the dinosaurs, eh? Yeah, explain those!" etc etc.

Of course, God has plenty to say about dinosaurs in His marvellous reference book to all things: the Bible.
Job 40:15-24
15Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.

16Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.

17He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.

18His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

19He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him.

20Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.

21He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.

22The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.

23Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.

24He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.
So it can come as no small surprise that scientists once again can't make their minds up about dinosaurs. Except, of course, scientists are always changing their minds!



Yes, that's right, folks, once again scientists can't stick to their guns and be right about something. It's like they think the Truth® is constantly up for grabs and can be moulded to fit their needs as they see fit. No wonder they constantly look for excuses to have anal sex.



Here's what passes for evidence from the scientist. It's clearly a drawing from the imagination of some unidentified person, making things up to meet what he thinks must have been going on in the past.




Yes, you heard that right. Dinosaurs lived by rivers and lakes. Does this sound familiar? Check the description of behemoth from the book of Job. This bumbling fool of a scientist appears to have magically stumbled upon what had been staring him in the face all the time. God was right all along! Who would have thought it!

So are other scientists taking this lying down? Obviously not! In a display of infighting reminiscent of Catholics arguing over who gets the new altar boy first they are slagging off the heretic. Where have we seen this before? Every time a scientist comes up with a "theory" that guides us back in the direction the Holy Spirit is directing the satanic science conspiracy closes ranks and brands the outsider as a crank. Shameful behaviour!



You can almost taste the prejudice against ancient wisdom that has stood the test of time and is regularly confirmed by True Christian scientists unafraid to be controversial and prepared to search for God's wisdom writ large on His creation.
I'm pretty sure if dinosaurs lived in the water, and were able to swim as well, they would've survived The Flood and humans will be eaten.

Last edited by Redeemed Papist; 04-04-2012 at 04:29 PM. Reason: fixing quote tags for the retard
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