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Originally Posted by Miss Hikari
Omd, no. That's the worst gift anyone can give anybody. I think I might just get him a book or something....
And no, it's not gonna be the bible, it'll probably be a book about history or something. He likes that.
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The Bible is history, authored by God himself. Everything else is a lie.
Hope you don't buy your boyfriend one of those evil Harry Potter books. He could go straight to Hell reading one of those. You'd do much better to buy him a gift coupon for purchasing holy items in the LBC online gift shop.
And by the way, I pray that you are properly escorted by your father or brothers when you're hanging out with your boyfriend - being alone with him before you're married will also put you on the expressway to Satan's lair.
Jesus is watching you,
Buford