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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
On a theological note - which is what we should be discussing, as the wife's soul (if women do have souls) has departed, then such a deed would be the equivalent of mounting an animal, as animals have no souls.
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No, no, no. Perversion is defined as spilling seed without creating legitimate babies. Homosexuality, masturbation, pedophillia, beastiality, necrophillia, adultery, pre-marital sex, oral, anal and
nasal sex, these are all equal perversions.
Mounting an animal is wrong because either the seed will be wasted, or
the resulting pregnancy will be a monster. If you use an animal as a fluffer to help you impregnate your wife, where is the sin? No spilled seed, no mixed-species children. Same with using a dead wife as a fluffer.
I know this sounds strange to young men like yourself, but once you're as old as me, you will understand why King Solomon needed a fluffer:
1 Kings 1:1-4:
1 Now king David was old and stricken in years; and they covered him with clothes, but he gat no heat.
2 Wherefore his servants said unto him, Let there be sought for my lord the king a young virgin: and let her stand before the king, and let her cherish him, and let her lie in thy bosom, that my lord the king may get heat.
3 So they sought for a fair damsel throughout all the coasts of Israel, and found Abishag a Shunammite, and brought her to the king.
4 And the damsel was very fair, and cherished the king, and ministered to him: but the king knew her not.
I will NOT be called a pervert just because some stupid Saudi Princess couldn't pronounce the safe-word.