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Originally Posted by Sauron
It would be nice to be able to afford a set of clubs so that I could deliver a 7-iron, but I found a cheap yet effective remedy. Though many may see it initially as reminiscent of locker room idiocy, a wet towel works exceptionally well. It has to be an old towel, too, because the loose, ratty ends make for an excellent makeshift whip. Plus, if you manage to deliver a blow into the crack, she won't be sitting down for a week. Besides, why would she need to sit down if she has to cook and clean so much?
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Friend,
As a Christian I am appalled at your sadistic cruelty to women. We TRUE Christians never abuse women. This post makes you sound a sadistic, repressed homersexual and I am shocked by it.