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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Spain, glorious land in the past, sinner home now.
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Re: Demons and how to hunt them -
09-18-2012, 12:57 AM
2. Demons hunter guide
2.a. Demons with small head
The easiest target. Do not spend bullets in them, specially the dipped in the blood of a True Christian™ virgin!. This kind of trooper demon is very common and retard. Let your dogs have a party, you save the money for feed them one day and they take bravery in the taste of this flesh. You can also use them for train your kids with a knife, they are slow and this must be the first step.
Difficulty: 1/10
Weapons: KJV Bible (always pertinent) and the less experimented dog.
2.b. Half demons
They have psychic but very sluggish power, if you are a True Christian™ the job is done.
Difficulty: 2/10
Weapons: KJV, no fear dog and machete for an easy beheading.
2.c. Pig demons
Sonic powers, they can scare a regular man or dog with their shout. If you approach very much your ears will bleed.
Difficulty: 3/10
Weapons: KJV and rifle
2.d. Double demons
Slow but more extremities from which it is necessary to defend. The fight demands Christian concentration.
Difficulty: 4/10
Weapons: KJV, S&W and American Staffordshire
2.d. Monkey demons
These female demons have agility, strong, speed and can climb to anything. Keep your kids at home from here because the difficulty is increasing. They will attack first you and you must be prepared.
Difficulty: 5/10
Weapons: KJV, rifle, S&W, Rhodesian for the nose and hunt knife for the immediate counterattack
2.e. Squeleton demons
They can fly and are almost invulnerable. You cannot use knife because their bones are hard as the metal, the dogs can lose their teeth. Luckyly they do not have a lot of attack power and there is nothing that the gunpowder could not solve. Teach them the aim that you learned in the Landover Shot Gallery!
Difficulty: 6/10
Weapons: KJV, rifle and S&W.
Whosoever he be that doth rebel against thy commandment, and will not hearken unto thy words in all that thou commandest him, he shall be put to death: only be strong and of a good courage.
Joshua 1:18
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