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Default Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage! - 04-24-2009, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Jo Feddie View Post
So those Gold Bath taps don't exist?
Of course they exist! M't:6:19: Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:Gold is resistant to moth and rust, Bobby-Joe and the security detail detain anyone who might look like a thief and thus Gold taps are an economic saving - I am a True Christian, I can only afford the best!

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Re - you’re not much of a Christian are you?"

Very true I am no sort of Christian, you use your myth to keep down the less fortunate,
Oh here we see the way you SM'ers see the world as divided rather than as united. God made us high and lowly and ordered our estate! We are united in the belief that all is for the best.
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the true joy of creation tells us to improve the lot of our fellow man.
You'll find none of that commie rubbish in the Bible!

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Re: - "Jesus likes simple people too! They seem to accept His message far easier than those who are arrogantly intelligent."

So you admit your Myth appeals to the hard of thinking?
Of course! He likes to do something for the idiots of the world as well - see it as equal opportunity with the balance on the side of the less well endowed.

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re:"You have just undone all your good words"

Why because the creator want us to be safe and not to populate his world with the unwanted?
How could anyone be "unwanted"? That sounds like your SM is the very sort of god that would have thousands killed.

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Re -"It is death to unborn potential souls!"

If your mythical God was so strong would a thin bit of rubber really get in the way of the life he wanted to create?
It is the work of the devil.





“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

Author of such illuminating essays as,
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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