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Default Re: Vatican Searches for Aliens; Proof Catholic Church Founded by - 11-12-2009, 03:56 AM
Yeah, Catlick church, intelligent beings are all over the universe. Jesus is run ragged dying on each one of them strange planets for their sins, day after day. Like that makes sense.

'Father, who's sins will I die for today?'

"Sending you to Altair 7, son, they worship turnips and their own dung"

"Are they going to kill me too?"

"Yes, Son, but it's not as bad as Earth. No nails, no cross, they just look at you disapprovingly until you lose the will to live, kinda like Mormons do."
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