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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Professor BESSEMER, it's wonderful to hear how God cured you of this horrible affliction!
Did you manage to get a sample of the fibers the meth bugs put under your skin?
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Alas, I did not. However, when I was in the grips of my affliction I was in the habit of saving my scabs in empty pill bottles. But when the Lord showed me His light, I threw the large crate I stored them in into a dumpster, along with my collection of enormous dildos and my huge collection of gay scat pornography.
I have no doubt that if I had access to my scab collection today, it would contain thousands of Morgellon fibers identical to these:
Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University
Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21