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Default Re: How To Quit Peeing and Pooping In 7 Easy Steps! - 07-19-2014, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Bob4God View Post
I would be cautious about pooping on a homosexual's property. They think you're flirting with them.
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open View Post
I'm not sure if the gays even know what flirting is Brother. I have it on good authority that they just act on impulse and reflexes: see a rectum -> sodomize it. Rinse and repeat. Some guy named Skinny (sp?) has proven that beyond reasonable doubt.

Still, I agree with you that any contact with the gays can turn into a painful nightmare, so I would be careful where I would fling my True Christian poop.
Thanks for the words of caution brothers! I'll have my boy fling the buckets while I'm driving by at high speed!

On an unrelated note, does anyone know where Faith Machine has been parking his van?

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