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Originally Posted by Joshua The Converted
Thank you Lycia. What does DoF stand for, and why am I being investigated by them? I suppose it is because I might secretly be a God-Mocking Pastafarian?
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Joshua, I notice your question went unanswered.
The Department of Faith is a joint Landover-US government initiative. All members are thoroughly investigated by the DoF before being permitted entry.
And please, don't joke about
being a Pastafarian. That's like cracking wise about your new laptop being "the bomb" to a TSA agent. OK?
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Originally Posted by Girl For God
I was in Freehold, Iowa last month on business and witnessed a highly respected member of the Landover Church giving money to a local prostitute. I was shocked at what I saw. I think we all deserve an explanation for what took place. I have it recorded on my phone.
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Mistress Cookie may dress rather flamboyantly at times, but we will all thank you not to refer to her as a "local prostitute". Her body is the temple of Jesus, and only He may enter! She told me so herself, repeatedly!
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
You can't go wrong with the 'three Ps': Pasta. Paper plates.
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Careful, Brother. You know what Pasta can lead to, with certain weaker souls about. We don't want to put forth a stumblingblock!
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Originally Posted by Scott1305
Sister Lycia, I am proud to say that O joined your group.
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Oprah?
Obama?