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Originally Posted by Johannes Kirkeholm
Well, it is obviously God who has cursed her with dylexia:
Exodus 4:11
And the LORD said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?
God is probably punishing the parents of you niece for being agnostics since he doesn't like agnostics at all:
Revelation 3:16
So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth
Since you are a True Christian™ you could cure her with prayer:
Matthew 21:22
And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive
But perhaps refraining from doing so could serve as a lesson to her ungodly parents?
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Thank you kindly my wise Scandinavian brother (Tack sa mycket - sorry that's Swedish I know).
I liked especially your third piece of advice. It also fits in better with my Christmas schedule and the skiing trip.