I'm offended by this smilie:
I mean, not only is the one in back colored in gay pride colors (purple), but it gleefully jumps on and rapes the innocent yellow smilie from behind. Surely this kind of thing preys on the innocence of children who don't know what rape or homosexuality is. By the time they hear about these horrible offenses, they've been conditioned to think they're "cute" because the happy little smile faces are the first thing they think about.