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Originally Posted by Attila's Wife
Brother Elmer, your tales horrify me.
Now this is very informative, because until last week I had always thought asperges was a French variety of the autism. Then my youngest son told me it was some evil False Christian ritual involving a man in a dress sprinkling the entire congregation with "holy" water, like this:
Apparently this is loosely based on Leviticus 14, which suggests that they think absolutely everyone has leprosy. 
So it's interesting to learn that it's also the froggie word for asparagus. Does the language not have enough words, that they have to re-use them like this? |
Sister,
I examined the issues in your post and found some VERY interesting data that practically excludes the French, all of them, from Heaven
! I mean, in addition to cat lickism and sodomy, the so-called
language of the Froggies is a hinder to their SALVATION.
You are correct, the French do not have enough words. In fact, the vocabulary of their creole language consists of only a few indigenous words (the verbs
etre and
avoir) AND A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF LOANWORDS
STOLEN FROM
AMERICAN. They took these words by
force during the Nordman conquest!
But they only managed to assimilate one half of pure American words.
They took
fleur, flower, but not
blossom!
They took
grand but did not manage
big.
They seized
montagne, mountain, but left us
hill.
They robbed
automne, autumn, but
fall remains.
Do I need to go on? No! The list is extremely long but this suffices (they took that also)!
And
what happens to thieves?!
Luke 12:33
Sell that ye have, and give alms; provide yourselves bags which wax not old, a treasure in the heavens that faileth not, where no thief approacheth, neither moth corrupteth.
NO THIEF APPROACHETH IN HEAVEN! All who misuse the stolen words as if they were French remain outside.
This means ALL FRENCHMEN. And their females.
My mission was in vain. Also the French Baptists are damned.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
