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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 12-28-2013, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BadMutha View Post
And the topic at hand is not Jesus, it's 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
As this is a Christian forum, Jesus/ God/ the Bible are always on topic.

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1. What church do I attend: I try to avoid attending since I don't believe in God.
Try to avoid attending church? Do I detect an internal struggle?

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2. How I found jesus: I haven't found Jesus since I'm not looking for him. If he one day chooses to reveal himself to me I will be all ears. And when he's done talking I will honestly tell him a thing or two about how I feel about him and his dads work. I DO hope it will work out though and we can share a beer afterwards. Honesty between friends are important. I'm a forgiving soul and I heard so is he so I guess we'll be fine. I just hope his argument skills amount to more than just telling me "Blah blah blah".
You could be waiting a long time if you're expecting God to reveal Himself to you. Why won't you seek Him?

Mat 7:7-8 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: for every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.

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3. What is my favourite Bible verse: It's got to be Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

It's my favourite because it's in Pulp Fiction, one of my favourite movies and Samuel L. delivers it great!
That's a bastardized version of the passage. I take it you've never actually read the Bible?

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Oh, and I'm also very fond of the 9th Commandment: Thou shalt not bear false witness. I can't always live by it, but reading through some of the rants about Denmark in this thread, I realize neither can't a lot of people in here. And since everyone in here is going to heaven, I guess so am I.
You might accuse us of bearing false witness, but the Bible tells us that if two people say something is true, then it is.

Jn 8:17 It is also written in your law, that the testimony of two men is true.

What Brother Cranky says about Denmark is supported by every True Christian™, so it's true.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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