Dearest Basilissa
I was unaware of your interest in things linguistic in nature. You may not know that I am bilinguistic, speaking perfect messican which I learned in a 5 lesson home study course just recently. I began the course after my trip to darkest Peru when it became obvious that I wasn't adept at interpreting language just by watching body language or asking the person to speak louder. I know you are saying, "But Larry, is there any more knowledge that can fit in your already overloaded brain?" I am pleased to say in messican, "See, see. There is mucho el room in mi craniumo por mass."
Since some people are offended by great thinkers, and I don't want to embarazadas you (that's messican for embarrass), I will just say keep striving to learn more linguistics. You will be a better person for it, as I am, being a young, well-built, virile and handsome certified equine gnathologist with a certificate in things veterinarial and a Ph.D. student in Creation Science as well as learning more about becoming an equine psychologist. I am also thinking of picking up a couple of classes in the cunilary arts (cooking, for the uneducated) just as a hobby to make me more attractive as a potential husband.
Yours forever
if you get over that crush on a certain pastor
BrotherLarry
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