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Default Smile and Laugh With God! :D - 09-07-2010, 12:45 AM

Brothers and Sisters,

For some reason, many secular types don't think we True Christians have a sense of humor! They are obviously mistaken and I hope to put pay to all those false assumptions with this thread.

I know that sometimes our day to day lives leave us too busy to take time out for a good laugh! So I had a thought! Why not couple our bible study time with a good giggle from time to time.

As such, I have thought up these few gems.

Q: Knock Knock!

A: Who's There?

A: Jesus Of course!

Matthew 7:7

Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:



And another, sure to put a smile on the dial!

Q: Why did the pigs jump off the cliff and die?

A: Because they were possessed by demons and Jesus with His Almighty power, made it possible!

Matthew 8 31-32

So the devils besought him, saying, If thou cast us out, suffer us to go away into the herd of swine.

And he said unto them, Go. And when they were come out, they went into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters.


Oh gee! Good times indeed! So, how about other Brothers and Sisters think up some hilarious situations too, but remember to add the relevant verse for the "punchline" reference!

Have fun!!

YIC

Sister Phebe






There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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