I went to the link about the black kids and the pool and found a hilarious, related story:
Black Man Dies By Falling Into Melted Chocolate.
I really enjoyed some of the comments people left about it. It just goes to show, there's still happiness and humor in this world!
"SWEET GUY--WHO SAYS CHOCOLATE WON'T KILL YOU. iF A BLACK GUY DIES IN MELTED CHOCOLAT-CAN YOU FIND HIM? PROBABLY HAVE TO STRAIN IT."
"i wonder, as he was drowning in chocolate, did he pause and think, "boy, we make some good chocolate"
"that's probably one of the best ways to go out... drowning in choco? its a tragedy he died yes, but this is definitely on my top 10 dream deaths..."
"And to make matters worse, once he was covered in that chocolate he was not allowed to go swimming at a local swimming pool."
"Did he change the complexion of the chocolate?"
"I don't want to make fun but all I can think is AUGUSTUS sweet heart, save room for later."