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Default Re: Do You Love Your Wife Enough To Beat Her? This Pastor Does! - 02-03-2014, 07:50 PM
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All of these verses about hypocrites, He was talking TO THE PHARISEES!!! THE ULTRA RELIGIOUS!!! THE TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU ARE!!! You are misrepresenting Christ and His true followers, and thus His Church and His Word!!!
By reading, believing, and following the very Word of God? Are you suggesting you have some special telepathic mind-meld with the Lord of lords to know what He really meant to say when He mistakenly inspired the Scriptures to be written? That must be quite a privilege you assume the LORD gave you - to single-handedly be in possession of what He really meant when He said what He said. I wonder how He ever held out so long, knowing Paul was mistaken and everyone only had to wait 2000 years for you to come along and set us all straight. Why don't you write the Third Testament and correct the other Two officially?



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Grow up, you're dodging the point!
Pot, meet kettle.

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Lot's wife was turned to salt because her heart was with that wicked city of Sodom. That whole family had been corrupted! Look what the daughters thought was acceptable - getting their own father drunk and getting pregnant! And look at their offspring... Enemies of Israel! Lot himself was found at the city gates WHERE ELDERS OF THE CITY WOULD GATHER. He was one of them! His righteousness was in repenting and believing Christ when He came to rescue him.
There is so much gobbledygook in this statement. Lot's wife was turned to salt because she looked back. If it was because her heart was wicked, the Bible would say that. The daughters got their father drunk to populate the earth like Cain and Abel did with Eve. If they were wicked and slutty, how do you think they got that way (hint - their own father was ready to shlepp them off to the rape gang outside the door). Christ wasn't born at this time.

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Israel was not told to rape Canaan! Women could be taken as wives if I remember correctly.
Oh, I see. So in your humble opinion, taking a young woman or girl, after watching her entire family and community slaughtered in font of her eyes, dragged off by enemy soldiers, forcibly penetrated by strange and smelly men who likely spoke a different language, was not rape. It was... love at first sight?

I hope you never have daughters.

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Take this site down, post a public apology and explanation, and repent!!!
Apologize for sharing the authortity and majesty of the Word of God in all it's uncensored glory?

No.

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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