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Default Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! - 09-09-2010, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
There is a reason Landover has a strict church policy that any potential new congregant MUST provide documentation back ten generations that their parents, grandparents, great-grandparents, and so on were legally and properly MARRIED. Yes, thats 1023 marriages that must be documented, but it's WORTH IT when it comes to your immortal soul, and if anyone whines about the work involved then obviously they just don't want salvation all that much.
Yes, I must say that this was one benefit to having Mormons in the family. I just squeaked in with my 10th generation being a 1725 wedding. They may be catholics roasting in Hell, but at least they weren't bastards.

That being said, perhaps once the True Christian™ theocracy is in place should we neuter/spay bastards? It would be much kinder to future generations.


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