Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
06-18-2010, 10:28 PM
Bless you Reverend Jim!
As you may know from my introduction, I was once afflicted with the addiction to lesbanian porn on the Internets. If I keep a KJV Bible in my lap, I can help you in returning to my personal hell to do God's work and help the church. To be safe, I cannot break from the group for private prayer as the Devil knows all too well how to drain the Holy Spirit from me.
But before I sacrifice my newly regained spiritual purity, I do have a question... I assume no male-homer pronography will require viewing? I trust such wicked depravity is categorically banned in Freehold? I would not have the stomach to view and would be afraid of being smitten on the spot.
Yours in Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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