Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape -
11-25-2010, 01:26 AM
Letting your daughter get raped by unruly guests isn't just the right thing to do morally, its also the right course of action financially!
Leviticus 27:2-8 tells us exactly how much God Himself thinks a person's vows of servitude are worth. The absolute highest amount for a woman (aged 20-60) is laid out on Leviticus 27:4, and it is exactly thirty shekels. From this, it is reasonable to conclude that thirty shekels is exactly what a woman is worth. However, if we take a look at Deuteronomy 22:28-29, we see:
"If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."
That's right, all of a sudden you get fifty shekels for her! That means that when your daughter is raped, you are suddenly seeing a profit of twenty whole shekels! Now, ancient shekels usually weighed between 9 and 17 grams, and the price of silver is currently $881.80. That means, assuming your daughter is 20 years old, her worth has suddenly increased anywhere between $158.73 and $299.82!
Of course, this doesn't take into account the great immaterial benefits you will be getting, like having a new son-in-law and the satisfaction of living up to Biblical precepts.
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