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Default Re: Joel Osteen Satanic Ear Tickler - 01-19-2009, 03:59 PM

Speaking of Joel Osteen, as I was watching TBN last night, he started his sermon with (of all things) a joke.

The one last night was about a guy who wanted to tell a blonde joke. He was started to tell the joke, at which point a 6 foot tall blonde woman said, "I'm 6 a six foot tall blond boxer, next to me is a 6 foot 4 blond basketball player, next to her is a blond six foot six sumo wrestler; now do you still want to tell your joke?"

To which the man responded "No, I don't think so, I don't want to have to explain it three times"

Now, what kind of "preacher" would start out his sermon with that kind of horrible joke!?!

I mean, the word blond isn't even in the Bible (KJV1611). Surely he could have told a red head joke, something about Esau?

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