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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-12-2010, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
As a proud New Zealander
You openly admit to this?

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The blue flag with six yellow stars is in fact the Australian flag.
To be honest, I fail to see the difference. But I assure you the New Zealand flag has a copy of the English flag and a bunch of stars.

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Although the NZ economy is based on tourism, dairy products, forestry and sheep http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/New_zealand - we do in fact have less sheep than Australia and a smaller population of idle sheep farmers.
Which just makes it worse that almost all those sheep get raped! I could care less about those sheep, but I fail to understand why all those New Zealand men want to condemn themselves to Hell .

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If you look closely at the sheep suit you will notice that it is surrounded by people wearing silly-looking green and yellow hats with corks hanging off them.
Who cares what they are wearing while they are watching their horrible New Zealand Rugby team lose yet another match?

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some view us as apathetic
Indeed. I never even heard of Apatheism before I started collecting information about New Zealand.

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distance and independently from most other civilised countries
Don't you people get tired of canoe travel?

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For over the last hundred years almost every conflict that the United States and Great Britain has been involved in, New Zealanders have played a part.
That is nice, unfortunately a canoe is not that effective in modern warfare.

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the famous 28th (Māori) Battalion
I assure you it is only famous in New Zealand!

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Whores even have their own trade union: http://www.nzpc.org.nz/
Why on Earth do you not leave New Zealand as fast as possible? It will take a few months to reach America with a canoe but at least you would be in a civilized nation!


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