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Originally Posted by The 420 Dark God
Flames shooting out of people's <<<explicative deleted>>> are due to someone lighting their <<<explicative deleted>>>, same as if you light your gas burner at home due to the methane emitting from there, I DARE YOU TO DO IT YOURSELF AND SEE THAT I AM RIGHT
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While the Good Lord could certainly hover a Zippo lighter in the proximity of a homer's nether regions the moment prior to natural flatulence, I think the pastor is suggesting the LORD will send flames to begin deep within the rectum of the Sodomite sinner, right where the demons gather and plot their next moral crime. This should come as no surprise to one who reads and believes and trusts the Holy Bible to mean what It says and say what It means. If God has no practical or ethical problem burning Jews alive for the victimless crime of complaining (Numbers 11:1), or lobbing murderous fireballs at Job's slaves and livestock to make a point to Lucifer about loyalty (Job 1:16), surely there's no reason to believe starting a violent flame war inside a man's anus is beyond His abilities.