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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Brother Stewart used to travel the same circuit as I do, brining the Good News about Jesus Christ to all the slopes. Unfortunately there was some misunderstanding with the local authorities involving a bevy of nubile young virgin girls on the Godless island of Guam, and, well, to make a long story short, Brother Stewart is under court order to stay on the island and support 15 little Christian babies and their moms.
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A typical case of persecution against True Christians™, Pastor! Atheists will stop at nothing in their crusade against Godly Christianity!
Read
this for more information about how the DCFS (Department of Child and Family Services) tried to destroy the family of Brother Stewart by abducting his daughter!
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Maybe we should take up an extra Love Offering for him this month.
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I think that's a great idea!
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Originally Posted by Bogdana Alkeav
Um, atheist here, and that hardly stumps me. I will not believe in aliens until I have solid evidence of their existence.
Likewise, I will not believe in God until I have solid evidence of their existence.
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How can you not believe in aliens? Have you searched every corner of the universe? No, you haven't!
Brother Stewart was right. You clearly are stumped!
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
You lose friend by Goodwin's law.
No, everyone knows Nazis were atheists, just like Barrack Obama.
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Not only that, Brother, they were hellbound idol-worshipping cathlycks as well.