[lukasekman]

I have an urgent problem. My new neighbor is a terminator. He talks exactly like a robot (monotonic voice), because he is obviously a robot disguised to look like a human. I am pretty sure he is programmed to annihilate mankind, or at least perform an abortion (read: punch the belly) on a random woman that is supposed to give birth to a resistance leader.

I have no idea which cult would bring this mechanical monster into my city, maybe Scientology, Apple, Aum Shrin Kyu or that Korean Moon worship cult. What should I do?

These are the options I can think of right now:
* Hijack the robot and try to disassemble it.
* Hire a next door computer wizard to hack into the robot OS.
* Coordinate a communion prayer effort to protect innocent people.
* Alert the police.