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Originally Posted by Mrs. Jemima Cameltoe
If the Lord had meant us to do something rational and analytical like choosing a president, he would've given us penises tallywackers. Having a penis tallywacker is a sure sign that someone is well equipped to make rational, common sense decisions.
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You see, Jemima, that fish
did need a bicycle. Still, If you promise to use proper Landoveran terminology, I'd like you to stand up in Church next Sunday and present your valuable teaching to the women of the congregation. For some, your words with resonate with their daily True Christian™ practice (Miss Maisie and BTB, for example). But for others, such as Sue Vera and that Talitha, they would definitely benefit from a refresher course.
Anyway, what do you say?