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Originally Posted by Santa Claus
Handels-Dandels,
I have always delivered the plastics, I shall always do that to you. Your trust issues can probably be dealt with a nice comfy organic puppy.
Don't let Un-boy dogsit her, though! Ho ho ho!
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Well, of course she's organic! She can't very well be a synthetic polymer.
She is a real dog right? You're not trying to pawn me off with some weird Japanese robo-pet?
This changes nothing for me but my shopping list. Now I have to find premium grain-free dog food, a custom engraved name tag, (should I go for obvious cute, like "Fluffy" or ironic, like "Fang" or "Killer") then there's the velveteen bed, squeaky toys . . . The stores will be crazy on Christmas Eve.
You know, when Jesus gave me the gift of eternal salvation, He only required me to witness on His behalf. I wasn't expected to feed and walk everyone I talked into believing in Him. . . She'll need a bow, pink or purple . . . satin is prettier, but grosgrain is more durable . . .Ooh, a taffeta plaid for Christmas. . .
Preoccupiedly Yours,
Handmaiden