[Santa Claus]

Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un

Do not listen to him! I will a very reliable dogsitter! You can guarantee that I will not be steal your puppy and take him to be turn into delicious dog-steak (yum yum!)

Kim-Dim-Dim! Yum-Yum is sauce in a plastic bottle. Only after your fat camp, darling!

Originally Posted by Roland

Hello Kim,

As you seem to like fine (or exotic) foods, perhaps you could share them in the Basic recipe thread. It would be a shame to let your expertise go to waste.

Kind regards,

Roland

Ronnie, my boy! You already have the eye patch. Did you receive the wonderful pasta dough necklace that I just delivered? You love it, don't you! I'll be with you always, even unto the end of the world. You don't have to be A-men, I also deliver to B-men! Ho ho ho!

Originally Posted by handmaiden

Hmmm . . . "Yum-Yum" could be a different sort of ironic name, and I do have an odd sense of humor...
Contemplatively Yours,
Handmaiden

Maidy-Daidy, my girliegirl. I'm very (very) busy at the moment, as your pastor Zeke had some booby-traps down his chimney, all of course disarmed now. He also had 7 dozen stockings in case I made it through the boobies. I filled all his socks, as I always deliver and not into chains of darkness unlike some people I know! Yum-Yum is sauce in a plastic bottle. I delivered one in your stocking a few moment ago. It has cinnamon, so it is not safe for dogs. Do not give it to your puppy!