[Jim Farmer]

Brother Professor Elmer, You're a genius! Your original research compels me to want to emulate you.

So I tried some research of my own. Neptune's rings. One of them is called Adams Ring!! Named after Adam whom God so lovingly created! And all those filthy sodomite astronomers can think of is the first man's anus.

Another ring is called Lassell's Ring. Now as those of us who monitor the nefarious activities of the gaywise, Robert Lassell is the author of titles such as Men Seeking Men, Two Hearts Desire: Gay Couples on Their Love, Eros in Boystown: Contemporary Gay Poems About Sex, The Name of Love: Classic Gay Love Poems. And he named one of Neptune's circles (I find it hard to use that R word) after his own posterior region.The evidence is there. Neptune is the sodomists planet. Maybe we could put all the gaywise in one of those old nuclear warheads and send them all off together.