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Default What is twerking. - 08-26-2013, 07:16 AM

Hello Landover Baptist Church.

I needed to go to the supermarket and so I put on some long pants because I do not like wearing Bermuda shorts in public and I came in to the living room and my boxer shorts were riding up so I shook my hips up and down to get them to settle the men will know what I am talking about.

The colored girl who works for me she smells like coconuts she said oh daddy you got your twerking down cold even though it was not cold and I am not her father she is from the Caribbean.

I did not know what twerking meant so I asked her and she said oh daddy that is when you grind it like you don't mind it but the bench grinder is in my garage and I already told you I am not her father.

She said your girl Miley was twerking it tonight but I have two daughters and they are not named Miley I am beginning to think she smokes reefers.

Thank you.

Rusty


Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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