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Default Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) - 08-21-2012, 11:45 AM

Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

More and more innocent men are jailed because sluts, whores and harlots falsely accuse them of rape. Usually to get a free abortion. These sluts seduce these innocent men and then after they have filthy sex they regret their mistake and blame the innocent man instead of praying to Jesus for forgiveness.

As if there aren't enough lies about rape already! All women who want an abortion, falsely claim they are raped! Even though every little child already knows you can't get pregnant from rape!

God, of course, already warns women that they should dress properly: 1st Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly


Clearly women who aren't properly dressed all get what they deserve!

And God is also very clear on what should happen after rape: marriage! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.". The solution here is surprisingly simple. Convert all abortion clinics to churches so these "victims" can get married to their "rapists" right away!

There is a small glimmer of hope here as more and more people realize where the real blame is here: You're not guilty of rape: Those skinny jeans were too tight to remove by yourself, jury rules. But unfortunately those are the exceptions, mostly innocent men get jailed for being seduced by sluts.

All that is missing here is a "please rape me" My Little Pony tramp stamp tattoo:


They shouldn't even call this clothing:


Future rape "victim" Honey Boo Boo:


My bumper sticker to teach the brony sluts of America about Jesus:


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 05-01-2014 at 10:56 PM. Reason: Added graph so even idiots can now understand this