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Originally Posted by SeraphSalvation
I'm Joshua. I'm a member of the Church of the Vigilant Eye of Jesus. It is our duty to seek out areas of confusion and misinformation and attempt to set them on the right path. We take the teachings, the warnings, and the wisdom of our Lord's message very seriously.
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Hey there, buddy! Church of the Vigilant Eye, you say? You're not some kind of Rosicrucian, are you? I hate Rosicrucians.
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