Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
06-04-2012, 03:48 PM
I have some experience in the funereal arts if you need help in planning the ceremony at a reduced price. I have sent you my home address by separate e-mail so you can place the offending tissues in a plastic bag along with a photo of your son and mail them to me. I will then prepare a suitable funereal presentation for the services on Saturday.
Here is the result of a recent presentation I arranged. The tissue was found wadded up and covered in dust under under a bed in a college dorm room. I managed to make it look almost unused and presented it in this mahogany tissue casket. It was my homage to Leviticus 10:10, but bear in mind I do not work miracles. Job 14:4.
I look forward to receiving your ziploc with the corpses.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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