Quote:
Originally Posted by Godfly
I remember one time when a gay bullied me into striking him in the face with my steel bound KVJ. I went to jail for that, and they let Negros handle my bible!
Why are they pikin on me?
|
If you'll permit me to make a suggestion, sir, I would consider donating your KJV Bible to some poor negroid in the Africas and getting a new one for yourself. Genesis 9:25 - And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
The Negros are a cursed people from upon Ham's sin. It might be best to donate your bible since it has been acted upon by a cursed person, roughly mishandled by the tainted and marked. If you donate your bible, you can get a new one and also save some poor negroid in the process by spreading The Word to him.
I'm sorry for rambling on, though, and even repeating myself in places. I just cannot handle myself sometimes (which is why I really need a good True Christian™ husband who can sharply let me know when I am talking too much! Whoopsie, there I go again.).