Brother, I'm sorry I am not able to attend the funeral. As you know, Indiana is a fair distance away, and I figured what with your bathroom being so small, you'd want only close family there for the flushing.
Did the cream pie that I sent you make it OK? I helped Widow Helen make it for you, not because I'm much on doing women's work, but because I thought it would be more meaningful if I put some of myself into it rather than just telling Widow Helen to give you pie.
We froze it and put it in a cooler, then sent it FedEx, so it should still be cold.