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Originally Posted by Des
My oldest two boys have been pestering me for several months now to buy them a "Stabbing Cabin", saying that all the other kids have one. When questioned they explained that it would be a small house just outside of town.
I like to think that I keep an eye on my boys, and I find the whole thing a little odd. They both favor firearms, and I've never known either of them to show much interest in cutlery until now. If they are going to be practicing with swords or knives, wouldn't an outdoor area be better suited than a house?
Have any of you other parents bought your kids a Stabbing Cabin, and can you give me any advice on how to make sure they don't put out an eye while there?
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Dear Brother,
I am very sorry but your kids are in
DESPERATE need of stern discipline and your manly
ROD.
Exodus 4:20 And Moses took his wife and his sons, and set them upon an ass, and he returned to the land of Egypt: and Moses took the rod of God in his hand.
A "
Stabbing cabin" is any structure, such as a car, barn, van, trailer,
etc., that young adolescent youths use for
fornicatory purposes. Fortunately, this fornication usually takes place between boys and womenfolk and it is not NECESSARILY related to sodomy immediately. However, if this occurs your boys become rapists and you'll have lots of unwelcome daughters-in-law in no time...
You must know the word "cabin" from here:
Jeremiah 37:16 When Jeremiah was entered into the dungeon, and into the cabins, and Jeremiah had remained there many days;
The cabin in the Good Book is like a
prison cell, and I suggest you remind your boys of this original, True meaning of the word and show them also some practical applications of how they'll spend a few weeks-months unless this stabbing thingy of theirs is terminated.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
