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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
More people have anal sex on Valentine's Day than any other day of the year. Valentine's Day is a celebration of sodomy and coprophagia.
I reject Valentine's Day; I accept Jesus. The only things that will pass through my anus are poop and the Holy Spirit.
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You speak the LORD'S honest truth, brother. This is why my precious children will never go to the public schools. With their Gay Agenda, they make a huge deal of this day and have lots of sweets to share (to condition the children to feel good when thinking about doing gay things).