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Originally Posted by Morndenkainen
Ok so now I'm really confused. Is pooping a good thing or no? God created us with the ability to poop so we could get it out of our system. Therefore it stands to reason that if we don't poop, we would then be shunning one of the gifts God gave us, and if God is the one who gave us the gift of poop, do we then praise poop as one of his gifts? Cause that seems wrong... I mean, really, where does poop come from anyways?
Is there someone on this forum who can offer better guidance? A man perhaps? I have a hard time understanding women.
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God created me with the ability to tie you up and sodomize you while I cut you apart with a hedge trimmer. Doesn't mean I shouldn't refrain from doing that. I am resolved never to do it, and nor shall I poop. It is dirty and I shall resist the impulse.