Re: How To Quit Peeing and Pooping In 7 Easy Steps! -
07-20-2014, 04:23 AM
I think there's an eighth step that's critical to success--turn your lower regions over to a higher power. After all, what is the point of getting to know Jesus if not to get His help dealing with the toughest problems we face in life? Well, that and Salvation, of course.
The Bible tells us that it is possible to succeed in this regimen:
Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel, and will take away the remnant of the house of Jeroboam, as a man taketh away dung, till it be all gone. 1 Kings 14:10
Even better, with God's help, success is guaranteed:
He raiseth up the poor out of the dust, and lifteth the needy out of the dunghill.... Psalms 113:7
PRAISE HIM!
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