[Santa Claus]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

Nobody gave you permission to call me "Handy".

Formally Yours,
Handmaiden

Aren't you precious, Handy dear! As you remember well, I started calling you Handy when you were a wee child! We adults give children names, but it is not customary to wait until the child turns 18. And, compared to everyone else, I am always the adult in any relationship.

You're so cute that I've got an extra gift for you. I like this brand. Rosita the Reindeer also likes it rubbed on her back. You might want to try that, too! Ho Ho Ho!